RSS 2.0In a selfless act to explore the murky depths of obscure films, I have taken on the gruelling mission to submit myself regularly to what cinema has to offer on the lowest shelf and in its darkest recesses. Normal rules don’t apply here, neither do good taste and common sense; this is Cinema Obscura.
I couldn’t have picked a better movie than this one to start what will surely become a chastising experience for me. Well, movie is a big word here, it’s more a short film. I decided to pay attention to some of the obscurest that cinema has to offer, without submitting myself to vomit-inducing perversities (well, not if I can help it). From Ed Wood’s (now)cult films to Troma Movies to flicks that were barely worth the video they were copied on, all in an attempt to steer clear from mainstream cinema. I’m not an outspoken pulp lover, but I am intrigued by this dark undercurrent in moviemaking that manages to stay alive and maintain such a devoted following. These movies become good because they are so bad, but just being plain bad is not enough, though.
This short movie deserves extra credit for having one of the most brilliant titles ever. The politically correct will quickly be deterred by what seems to be an offensive title, but those with a (dark) sense of humour will be curious to see what this is about. Well, it’s exactly about what you’d expect it to be: gay, black guys coming from outer space who discover planet earth. Originating from the planet Anus in the Eight Sun System, they patrol the universe to spread gayness and to create a perfect society without the presence of women. When they stumble upon earth, they decide to rid the planet of every woman so that all men can live happily in complete gayness. In the end, they install a gay-ambassador to rule the newly-purged society.
Actually, there is little to nothing offensive about this movie: it’s just too daft to be even taken remotely serious. The set design is absolutely horrible and most of the mini-budget must have been spent on lots of rolls of aluminium foil and cardboard. For the rest they got by with some discarded junk, like an old car steering wheel that is used to navigate the space craft. The costumes look like eighties disco outfits and the special effects are, well, er, virtually non-existent. The images are very shadowy and shot in grainy black&white, which makes this movie look much older than it actually is. The most hilarious are the dopey dialogues which are purposely edited in very badly in post-synchronisation. This is only topped by the lame jokes, lack of a storyline, humungous plot holes and several politically incorrect references. Still, there is some glint of a message here, since it wants to plea for acceptance of gay people. Well, at least you don’t get the message shoved down your throat in quintessential Hollywood-style.
paco (89 posts)Certified movie phreak and conspiracy theorist.
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How long did you have to endure this?
Comment by suzero — Thu November 18, 2004 @ 19:22And where can I get it?
This ordeal lasted around 25 minutes, but they were well spent
I think you’ll have trouble getting this through the normal channels. You could try internet.
Comment by Paco — Thu November 18, 2004 @ 21:33Post a link so I can download the ripped version. Thanks
Comment by Jim — Fri November 19, 2004 @ 19:10Sorry, Jim, we cannot post links like that here.
Comment by Paco — Sat November 20, 2004 @ 0:16BT.
Hi. I’m from Planet ANUS.com, and I got my copy by asking the nice folks at the Gaynigger Association of America, which is at http://www.gnaa.us/. They’ll help you out for a reach-around, so consider this option.
Comment by S.R. Prozak — Tue December 7, 2004 @ 19:06yeeeeeh
Comment by sam — Tue March 8, 2005 @ 0:50Are you gay?
Are you a Nigger?
Are you a Gay Nigger?
Hi. Im New_Pope and Im a Gay Nigger. im here to report that we are currently recruiting new members into our organization, so if you meet the above requirements, swing by http://www.GNAA.us or come directly to our irc channel at irc.GNAA.us and mention where you came from.
Comment by New_Pope — Wed June 15, 2005 @ 2:39Hey, i was wondering if someone could help me get a copy of this movie off the internet, possibly by sending it through AIM b/c the email i put down isnt real, and my real one is broken, if anyone can help me out PLEASE contact me by AIM at Mltiprpsesoltion, i really really really want to see this movie for myself. thank you!!
Comment by Ryan — Sat June 25, 2005 @ 21:58As was said before, if you want the movie, go to the Gay Nigger Association of America’s website and download the torrent they have there.
Comment by ArmInAss — Sun July 10, 2005 @ 5:13WOW! I am not surprised that white people are getting a serious kick out of this!!!
Comment by whatever — Wed July 20, 2005 @ 1:40Despite the silly title, this is a pretty hot movie. I give it one thumb up (your butt)!
Comment by Steve Blaugh — Mon December 12, 2005 @ 6:43gay niggers from outer space changed my life. i created the worst internet show ever. also, i should mention midgets.
Comment by craptacula — Wed January 11, 2006 @ 4:50I’m downloading it now. This bittorrent works at the moment. http://thepiratebay.org/details.php?id=3338050
All Hail the Gayniggers From Outer Space!!!!!!!!!! LOL
Comment by Gaynigger — Sun April 23, 2006 @ 2:41This is like my new favorite movie. You were awful quick to dismiss it as having no storyline – it actually synchs up with the classic Hero’s Journey almost perfectly. What’s impressive is that it goes through the whole monomyth cycle in less than half an hour – something that alot of movies can’t do given three two-hour long installments.
Also, the commentary is dead-on. The only reason we have retarded shit like war, crime, and chopsticks is because of women. If men spent less time competeing to kill each other and eating in weird ways, and more time loving each other, the world would be a way better place.
Comment by Ephriam — Sat July 15, 2006 @ 10:27HAY GUISE WUTS GOIN ON???
Comment by a gaynigger from outer space — Sun January 13, 2008 @ 4:46^ ………*shakes head in utter disappointment in humanity*…..(why cant people just type words normally? )
Comment by Nitr0s — Mon June 30, 2008 @ 13:01